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"Blame it on the ladies!"
This humorous, self-ironic song tells the story of a man who tries everything to impress women – from cooking pasta and writing poems to sending bold pictures and holding purses – only to fail miserably every time.
Lyrics:
Gave her space, she left for good,
Guess she meant the neighborhood.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Sent her memes to make her laugh,
Now I’m single on her behalf.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
One small flirt, now she’s my ex,
Left me broke and full of texts.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Wrote her poems, got ignored,
Now I drink and talk to doors.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Got a trim to look real fly,
She said “cute,” then said “bye bye.”
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Told her jokes and made her blush,
Now she’s dating some dude named Josh.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
She said “be bold,” I sent a pic,
Now it’s posted – public, quick.
Your fault, lovely ladies!
Your fault, lovely ladies!
Held her purse, felt like a man,
Till I dropped it... then I ran.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Cooked her pasta, burned it black,
She called Uber, never came back.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
She liked candles, so I tried,
Now the smoke alarm just cried.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Took her dancing, tore my pants,
She said “bye” – no second chance.
Blame it on the ladies!
Blame it on the ladies!
Gave her love, she gave me stress,
Now I’m hooked – I must confess.
Your fault, lovely ladies!
Your fault, lovely ladies!
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